Kheyl Bin

Chow Chow or Bear

2007-06-13T23:13:00.000+08:00

Anyway this morning my boss told me this story about buying dogs from Chatuchak market in Bangkok. Her brother in law's friend went to JJ market to buy a chow chow. They brought it back to singapore, cleared all the inspections and quaratine by AVA. Its cheaper than buying a dog in singapore after all cost factored in. (Take note dog lovers)
After a few weeks, he realise that his chow chow is eating alot and he asked his friend how his dog's appetite is. The other dog didnt seem to eat so much. So he brought the dog to the vet for a check up.

I thought they found worms in the dog....but.....

The vet said "This is not a Chow Chow, its a bear!"

Its now in the Singapore Zoo. Dont know true or not, sounds absurd but my boss say one leh. Should have some truth in it. Maybe AVA trying to hid their mistake thats why we dont see it on the papers.

My first day at work!

2007-06-13T22:24:00.000+08:00

Today 13th Jun 2007, my first day at work. Started really well, my boss as me to join them in the pantry for breakfast although its 8.30 am already, the time im suppose to start work. So I followed and she introduced me to other colleuges. There are about 10 of us in a team. I was offered a packed of kuay teow, dont know if its supplied by the company or somebody bought it. But there were many packets, too bad I had Macdonalds earlier.

In mid afternoon there was this aunty giving out packets of fruits (pear and orange) for today. Apparantly every wednesday they will do this. Sweet isnt it?I think work is going to be busy after i learn the ropes. Today I spent my time surfing net, waiting for people to chat to me on msn, smsing, reading economist. Its all because my mentor has to close all the postions by a certain timing and has not time to teach me stuff.

Tried calling Hong Kong banks to match trades and I got a hard time understanding them because their Cantonese accent is so strong. "We buy you sell" "We sell you buy" They speak so fast I always cant catch what they are saying.

This is the treasure trove in the pantry. Wah never in my life have i worked in a company with such a pantry. Full of stuff. And after lunch there is snacks of pasteries and tidbits bought by the employees. How to not grow fat working in a company like that? Well check on me next month see if I've gained weight.

Looking forward to work tomorrow!

I was lasiked

2007-05-28T22:05:00.000+08:00

Hi,

This is my 1st day with eyes that can see far without contacts or glasses. Yesterday i went for my lasik sugery at Paragon. It was supposed to be Sat but one of the spare parts failed and they have to postphone the date to Sunday, which they compensated me $200 for it. Not bad la.

Its not painful, but its jus scary. Because I was scared if i moved my eye a little it will cause the result to be flawed. Feels like MI 3 eye transplant sugery. But i rest assure you there is absolutely no pain.

Abit cloudy vision last night but today it was better. I just got to stay away from smokey places, which means no clubbing on wed night before vesak.

Life after exams

2007-05-16T23:21:00.000+08:00

So I just came back from BKK. Didnt do much there, go to the usual places to buy my clothes. But many first times this trip

Took an airport bus from the airport to hotel
Took a 7 baht public bus to shop,because lazy to walk. Bus doesnt stop at bus bay but 3 lanes away,got to run to get on bus while watching for oncomming traffic and all the while the bus is moving forward at slow speed.
Eating a home cooked meal by Bee's mum

Didnt have much time to shop la....very rush. Well its my last holiday for now.

Spiderman 3

2007-05-02T00:41:00.000+08:00

Just got back from watching Spiderman 3 at lido. The screens were huge, frankly its my first time in such a big theatre. Hee mountain tortoise, but Im not a fan of movies anyway.

I thought Spidey was great, although someone told me its too much story in the show. Im looking forward to Harry Potter next!

Some random tidbits from the show:

Singaporean parliament will love sandman (Its obvious)
Why sandman doesnt turn into glassman after contact with high heat?
Sandman's sick daughter has a slight tummy
Peter parker has double chin
Spiderman doesnt get hurt while standing in front of explosion

Im getting very stressed up because of my Investment and IME paper. Its so darn difficult!

Only the best can soar? Part II

2007-04-22T23:08:00.000+08:00

After round 1 it was already 1.15. The staff told us to get our lunch first and come back at 2.15 pm. So i volunteered to drive the guys from my group for lunch at newton circus (my first time there). I didnt know they inflated the price so much that fish porridge can cost $4.

Back at the hotel, we waited till 4+ until we were ready to be interviewed. Cut the story short, the lady who interviewed me was very nice. She let me start off with the oral test first, I had a few difficulties pronouncing words like crisp and gasp. I said creeps and gaps.

After that she asked me a series of questions which include "How much information do you know about SIA?", "Why do you wana apply for this job?", "What is good customer service to you?","Why do you think you are a suitable candidate for the job".

In the end she gave me a slip of paper...I passed! Wah. So now Im waiting for 3rd may for water confidence test. Hope everything goes fine for it and the 2 person interview. Wish me luck!

Only the best can soar? Part I

2007-04-22T22:35:00.000+08:00

Im done revising for today so time to blog about some exciting news. I passed 2 rounds of SIA cabin crew interview. Yeay!

I was there at 915 pm...spent alot of time retying the knot on my tie....because the last time I did it was in polytechnic. So when I reached there....in the hotel lobby i saw the queue, but no end to it. Followed it upstairs and round and round....finally found the end. Maybe there were 300 ppl in the queue which snaked around level 2 and level 1 staircase.

Finally when i reach the front in about 45 mins, its only just handing in the form and grouped into groups of 10 and ushered into a waiting area where i spend another hour.During the first interview i was expecting to do a self intro and I would just read out my script which i wrote the day before.

The interviewer said "I would like you guys to tell me your favourite food in singapore." Gosh im not prepared.....but I just gave a practical answer.I said I dont have any favourite food but I would choose chicken rice, because during rush hour in school, its always packed. Chicken rice I can get it fast,eat fast and its not boring because there are alot of sauces to go with. Abit dumb but it worked.

I was waiting anxiously outside the room when we were done,then the staff came out with a list. Luckily she called out my name...wa so relieved! Out of 10 of us, 6 got in and I guess the interviewers were 2 young ladies. :)

Lasik?

2007-04-09T14:06:00.001+08:00

Just called up the Lasik center in paragon to book an evaluation appointment and some enquiries. I knew the price was $2780. So i told her i might do the operation in end May and the staff asked me why wait until May? Because I can do the test on fri and the operation on Sat.I told her because I still got one pair of contact lenses for May so I want to finish it first so as not to waste the money.

She replied "If thats your concern, why dont I give you a discount? It is normally $2780 but now I can lower the price to $2500 if you do it in april.So your saving more than your contact lenses."

Wa kao, didnt know medical centers also can bargain. Well I might do it this Saturday. I'll think about it for 2 days. $2500 bao ga liao its not expensive....considering im paying by installments.

Any recommendation? You guys think I should do it this Sat or wait?

I wana eat but its a chore!

2007-04-05T22:54:00.000+08:00

Im so disappointed with myself because I didn't take care of myself and got a row of ulcers under my tongue. It looks like suckers on the legs of an octopus. Its very painful my tongue is paralysed, I got to move my head to shift the food for chewing. I don't know how I got them but I guess I haven't been getting enough rest or water.

Just to clear things up, the above is not my ulcers they are octupus rings.

Today's the last day of school. Mugging has got to begin, but I'll postpone it till Saturday ,going roller skating with pocky tomorrow. It shall be fun! No more french fries from MacDonald's tomorrow.

Its here!

2007-04-03T01:20:00.000+08:00

After going to singaporeair.com.sg every alternate day to look for new updates, Ive finally saw it. Recruitment on 21st. Its the day us and the girls will be having a chalet although my first paper is on the 24th. But its ok la I guess got 2 day in between to revise. Im very nervous about the interview, I think i need to get some basic question and answer MCQ from the girls.

Anyway whois interested just leave a message on the tag board. I dont want to go alone its very scary. Cheers

My new roller skates

2007-03-30T20:39:00.000+08:00

Yesterday was my first time skating, and today I bought a new pair of skates. I actually went to skateline just to see the $50 skate because I was deciding between having my own skates and renting them because im afraid I would buy them and use them for 2 or 3 times, just like my mountain bike. Now its my grandfather's bike, he use it to go downstairs to buy food.

So I was at the shop... asking the aunty alot of stupid questions. She is like a friend and has a very personal touch. At the same time he was serving this gentleman who bought his promotion $150 skates and wanted to trade them in for $100 if its buying a faster pair or upgrade them so they can glide faster.

So I was thinking about it for very long. The blades cost $250 regular retail price...offer is $150 but now hes selling me at $100. I just bought la. Use it for 10 hours den break even as compared to renting 10 hours at east coast. So thats the story.

Anyway the photo above is not my new skates. Its the first day i skated at ECP and I went with vivien.

Happy Birthday Fer!

2007-03-24T19:49:00.000+08:00

Went to Ferrene's place after school to celebrate her birthday. I wore a shirt and people thought I wa having a presentation.

Crazy photo taking session, the benchmark of birthdays. We sang a stupid birthday song for her , I will upload the videos if i get it.Her cake is blends in with the table its so fruity!

New technique for us, taking shots in mid air.

Download photos here

Ferene_Birthday.rar (Fer Birthday Photos)

Andrew's birthday

2007-03-22T21:54:00.000+08:00

My creative juices are dry.....actually most of my energy is gone. So tired with life and school. So summary, Andrew's Birthday celebration so we ate at Tung Lok Signatures at Vivo. Food was ok la but the serving time so long and size so small. I came back and cook instant noodles. Expensive but jia buay ba. Get what I mean? Thats all.

Final Chowdown 2

2007-03-07T22:31:00.000+08:00

Highlight of the week. I joined this food eating competition on tues,got to eat fried spring rolls. I joined for fun la because Ive always been considering things and end up chicken out. But this time I didnt. I admit the $100 cash prize is a draw for me too.

On the day itself I only ate 6 spring rolls.Why so little? Its oily lah.....very disgusting.And I dont know why I chew so slow.....So the winner ate 11 spring rolls in 10 mins. Im not even close. Some classmates got pictures of me eating but its damn ugly so I dont want to post it here.

Today Jerry and Darren join the second competition. Eating hor fun. They ate 3.5 packets but the winning group finished 4 packets before times up. It looks easy but actually its not.

After yesterday, I swear im going to be on a diet. Less oily food because its really disgusting. Hope i can see my 6 pacs soon.

Jerry gobbling up hor fun...open up!

Steamboat at Queenie House

2007-02-25T22:41:00.000+08:00

Ive never been in such a huge car before. Huge as in tall. And the driver is Miss Seow Wenfang. Siao siao! Girl drive an MPV.

I learnt that next time if you are having steamboat. Buy the drunken chicken soup in 1 litre packs from the supermarket. Super nice! Won $40 from Queenie that day while the other 2 players didnt have changes in their accounts.

NEw_yr_steamboat.rar (Steamboat@queenie)

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Steamboat At Gina's House

2007-02-21T23:15:00.001+08:00

I was invited to Gina's house for steamboat. Well cant really say invited, because I actually sms Janet (Gina's Mum) "when can go your house collect ang pow?". Abit thick skin huh, but nevermind she's already like my friend.

Wow the food is delicious. I love the Teochew braised duck and Hei Chor. She even open a can of abalone for us, which was a gift from Albert,her son-in-law to be in blue shirt.

Thats Janet adding more soup.She's sexy hor...dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like her?

Mahjong session with 2 newbies Gina and Vivian. Wenfang said that Gina taught her how to play mahjong long time ago but Gina has since forgetten so JR got to teach both of them.Gina won the first round and Vivian quoted ' Wah lao dont know how to play also can win!" And I was controlling my temper because its really very slow....Haha. At least I controlled it.

Proceeded to play baan luck after that because MJ was really too boring. I was the banker for most of the time. Everytime I get blackjack I felt so excited but at the same time bad for winning their money. See I even feel bad for winning money. Crazy. Anyway Janet is very angry with me for winning her $10 bets with black jack 3 times in a row. I won about $40 that day!

1 Group photo before we left. My best friends Wenfang Vivian Jr and of course, Gina

Ginahouse.rar (PhotosGinahouseCNY)

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2007-02-14T23:35:00.000+08:00

Its so damn hot this week. The air outside is feels like an oven and I feel like a pineapple tart being baked. Having bad headaches today, dont know if its the heat. Just recovered from a bad cold. Didnt do anything today, I guess I should study during CNY because I havent been listening in lectures and with regards to my last test, the knowledge is not there yet.

Kenny's Wedding Doorgift

2007-02-12T10:18:00.000+08:00

Basically the story is this was the doorgift during Kenny's Wedding (soap in rose shape). The instructions said fill tub with warm water. Put soap in and see what happens!

So i was thinking, OK, maybe the soap will sizzle like dry ice or unfold. So I brought it to the hotel to try in the tub. I put 1 flower inside for testing first. Den it mixed with the water to become some gooey red stuff like blood. And sticks to my body and the tub. I swear it looks like Im trying to disect a corpse in the tub lor.

Then just to show you guys, I took pictures of this at home.

1)Rose petals and water

Put rose into the water

Instant blood! No need to buy this halloween and then lose it like WF did last time. It lasts very long somemore.

Fresh Meat!

The Plaza

2007-02-12T10:10:00.000+08:00

Stayed in Swisshotel the Plaza over the weekend.Just feel like staying there so just book a room. Beven,Bon, Pock and me.Very relaxing to play by the pool, use the Jacuzzi and gym. Felt so
rich. But it only lasted one night. :(

2007-02-07T23:13:00.000+08:00

Sorry no interesting posts so far. Nothing much with my life except going to school (doesnt mean studying). I hate those lousy lecturers and there is a test next week. The best thing is there are no tips or sample MCQ questions.I havent even started studying.

Went to polyclinic for an X ray on my ankle but there is nothing wrong. I wonder why is it still not recovered after 2 months. I dont want to limp my whole life! :(

I've been hearing ringing sounds in my ear.. I dont know if its me or somebody in my neighbourhood hung up a new windchime. Looking forward to Friday because I can see Vivian and go clubbing. Saturday would be fun as well.

A photo of my dog seeking shelter from the afternoon sun.

I was deciding which sweatshirt to buy but then on 2nd thoughts, I want to save money and not many occasions I would wear it. I'll give it a pass.

2007-01-30T22:11:00.000+08:00

Im on par with Reena. But I think its not accurate because only 18 questions is too small a sample size.

Mr Grumpy

2007-01-30T21:45:00.000+08:00

Im in a grumpy mood nowadays. PMS? Menopause? Anything goes. I barked at both my parents already woof woof.

There was this uncle who called and in a loud voice 'AH-LOH! Looking for who who who" in hokkien. I was silent because I was trying to decipher the message. Then he repeated again in that harsh tone. I replied in Mandarin " Who you looking for?" Then there was silence again. Finally he admitted he called the wrong number. I said " Cheebye" and hung up.

On the train home, there was this group of PRCS standing in a row blocking my way when I wanted to get out from the train. They were trying to get in. So when the door opened, I stood there and expect them to know how to let passengers out first. They froze also. Dumb ass! Finally there was a little hole that I could squeeze out. I didnt care if my shoulders or bag hit them. I let out a loud 'tsk!'. MORONS!

I hate the secondary school students who listen to their MP3 on their hand phone, fucking noisy. And people who walk too slow and block my way when climbing up or down the overhead bridge. People who smoke and let their smoke float into my face.

Thus im already an expert at rolling my eyeballs up! Champion!

Spring Cleaning Part I

2007-01-30T19:31:00.000+08:00

Start spring cleaning by clearing my wardrobe of old clothes. Definition of old clothes : Clothes I will never wear again. Although some are presents, nice, new or expensive but I cant afford these thoughts to hinder me.Have to vacate them from my space.

I actually thought of selling them on this Lime flea market like how Vivian did it before, but its a chore to book the space, register,set up and bring home the unsold material.

Gina told me she is collecting old clothes,bags,toys and newspapers for the Salvation Army so I thought it is a good chance to clear my stuff.

My Mum insists that my Dad wants some of the clothes and she can wear some to sleep. But she has tonnes of clothes, some from the 1980s . I doubt her lor.

Once I won a teddy bear in a lucky draw and told her to give it to my 4 y/o cousin. When I wanted to bring it to her 1 Sunday, Mother said bring it next time shes not home today.End up I found it in the living room a year later. Now my cousin is in P1 already.

Sames goes to the new Mp3 player,thumb drive,Bally purse( now in kitchen because I gave to her in the kitchen). So much junk. I'm going to sell away the MP3 player to cash converters get some cash.

Clearing my drawers tomorrow.

My first PA grade

2007-01-30T16:46:00.000+08:00

ACCT2137 BUSINESS FRAMEWORKS TEST (10%) PA

Wa heng I thought I will fail. Heard that nobody will fail, even if you do, they will help. Sounds like its true.

Kenny's Farewell Party

2007-01-22T11:09:00.000+08:00

See the traffic light and the zebra crossing?

I love them so much.

Kenny's going to JKT for good. Married and can stay in big bunglow but too bad she doesnt know how to play mahjong. Im very happy that day because everybody is there, just nice no flights for 4 of the girls.

I would like to take this opportunity to thanks Vivian and Gina for helping me out when I was down. And Ferrene for finally being truthful. No need to hid la we dont laugh at you. :)

The next time I see them maybe CNY? Well i hope its soon.

Kenny's_farewell.rar

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2007-01-16T23:58:00.000+08:00

The reason I can live on is hope. Clinging on to hope. No wonder its the only saviour that came out from Pandora's box. What are you hoping for?

2007-01-16T11:12:00.000+08:00

Im currently thinking of how to plan my time.

1)30% studying real hard.
2)20% Go out and have fun
3)20% spend time with my friends and family
4)10% time for self reflection and self improvement
5)20% to find the missing link in my soul

Kenny becomes Mdm Ang

2007-01-14T12:44:00.000+08:00

Kenny's wedding was AMAZING!

The wedding was held in Shangri la and I got trouble getting there because I haven’t been there for quite sometime and my direction to that hotel is blurred by time already.

Let’s start with food.
1)Roast Suckling Pig
2)Sharks Fin Soup
3)Baby Abalone with Spinach and Tofu

4)Steamed Fish (Don’t know what fish)
5)Crispy prawn and scallop in mashed taro
6)Roast chicken with some kind of nut and Basil
7)Crispy noodle with Seafood
8)Mango Pudding (YUMMY!)

I can remember everything clearly because it’s truly special. The food was delicious and the wedding photos are like pages from some wedding magazine. Normally when I go to relatives' wedding i will think in my mind "Aiyoh why the wedding photos look like tat......nothing special’. But yesterday, I was awed by what I saw, truly spectactular and it has an MTV as well. Makes everybody want to get married soon.

The speech by Ferninand made everybody teary eyed. He spoke about his relationship with Kenny having known each other for 9 years and par-tor-ing for 5 years.

I will try and get photos and show you guys. Anyway I was just in time for dinner so didnt take photos during cocktail serving.

kenny's_wedding.rar

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Insomnia is Back

2007-01-11T04:33:00.000+08:00

I cant sleep again. Its so early already and im still not sleepy. Took some sedatives already waiting for it to take effect so im here blogging. Just now i was looking at some of my childhood photos to past time.

There was this photo of my cousin feeding me jelly. And I remembered when I was about 4-5 years old, my uncle had a bull dog. I dont know the name but I can remember a fat bull dog. My favourite pasttime is feeding him. So I fed him whatever I can lay my hands on ,Chocolate,Jelly,Sweets,Biscuits,Ice Cream etc. Now I know why its a FAT bull dog.

And after having my own pet dog when I was a teenager, I found out that dogs cannot take chocolate because it will raise their blood pressure and they will get heart disease. And I think thats why the bull dog died. I cant remember missing that dog because when my uncle said it died, he did not have any emotion, so did I. Thus I went on to do other kids stuff like dig earthworms to scare my cousin ,ransack my uncle's drawer or asking for money to buy ice cream.

I'll try and sleep again, will be meeting Kafai at gym tomorrow. Hope I will be there and not in my bed.

2007-01-11T00:12:00.000+08:00

Available Balance
S$7.48

Thats how much I have left in my bank account now. Talk about being broke, I guess I won Josephine . No $ for transport have to keep asking my Mum for money. Im gonna have $2 lunchs in school and dinner at home everyday until I get my Jimmy Neutron paycheck, which most of it will have to go toward paying credit card bills. Really no idea what I've spent on.Furthermore CNY is late next month. I still got to tahan for soooo long to smell some bank notes. Damn!

Overconcerned Relatives

2007-01-07T23:17:00.000+08:00

I was at my Grandmother's place today and my Uncle chatted abit with me. He was asking when I finish NS. He may seem insincere,but I dont know what level his kids are studying at also. Its not my business.

I replied that im already in University and going to graduate this May.So he ask what I was studying, "Er Economics".

"Why choose Economics?"

I told him I got no idea so study for fun,better that marketing. I think he's trying to say Economics is useless by asking where im going to work after graduating. Saying that I will be stuck in Banks forever.After that he persuaded me to get another Degree so next time got chance to be Chief Financial Officer.

But then, take another Degree for what? Waste time I told him. Might as well go get CFA if im really interested. Your smart but then im not you what, my Mum dont poke her nose into my affairs and why should you? In a mocking manner somemore, at least from my point of view.

I told him I dont need to climb so high to be a CFO because I know I dont have that ability. Just enough to get by will be good for me. Throughout the conversation I was shifting my eyes to the TV to stop the chat but he kept asking, end up I walked away.

Hes not a bad guy la but I just dont like people running my life. You already had your life why wana take mine as well? Im no puppet. Even if I end up homeless also not your problem. Thanks.

Pre Christmas Party

2007-01-07T11:48:00.000+08:00

I know its long post dated but who cares? Im not a newspaper editor. Dinner was at Sizzling Rock @ Boat Quay. Quite sometime ago already cant remember, briefly we went there because XT wanted to eat western food and that place is having 1 for 1 with my credit card. Came up to $18 a person inc taxes and appetisers.

Its not filling because there was no rice, I picked the salad for health reasons but ironically I was also the one gorging on Christmas Log Cake later.

Above: My dinner with Sir-Lion Stick,Chicken and Prawns.
Below: Log cake from Gelare. Its an ice cream cake filled with delicious CHOCOLATE!

Thats all. After dinner, proceeded with gift exchange and mahjong.

Boring RMIT lectures

2007-01-04T23:07:00.000+08:00

I hate introductory lectures....I dont want to know the history of stock markets, I only want to know how to use them. Its so damn dry lor, not engaging at all. Sam and Ivan are snoozing in the lectures. Wow look Reena posing so pretty! Wee-u-weet!Class on Saturday. Im going give interview this comming weekend a skip because of the fear they might turn me away because I still got 4 months before I can officially start.

2006-12-26T13:32:00.000+08:00

62 speedsters, 14 drink-driving offenders caught on Xmas Day

Lucky I wasnt included. Hee hee.

Anyway I was trying to buy a cordless phone battery yesterday. Since I was in orchard, i checked out Best Denki. They didnt have the model I was looking for but the price was around $10.90. So i went to Lucky Plaza, most of them didnt have it but finally i found it!

So I asked about the price, there was no price tag. The guy said $48. Wat the fuck?!

I told him "$48?You got anything cheaper that works the same?"

"No. Only this. This is Original"

Please la since when cordless phone battery got imitation?

I thought about it and said " How come I was in best denki they only selling it for $10.90?"

And now he press the calculator and offered me 35!

"Sorry I dont think this are the prices for a battery. " Its not a handphone battery mind you.

Fucking greedy merchants. Wana cheat consumers on everything. So please dont go to Lucky Plaza for electronics, same for Sim Lim as well. They are CHEATS.I hope that they will be cheated by china girls of their CPF next time....thats Karma.

My Favourite Kids

2006-12-23T23:07:00.000+08:00

Bryan and Ellen. I didnt know her name was Ellen because the indonesian maid keep telling me yi lan yi lan....The kids are indonesians anyway....read RICH. They keep talking to me in Bahasa Indonesia ......so I only can tell them masuk,upa ini,kor kor and keluar. No Awas sorry the place is very safe.

Curse of the Golden Flower Sucks

2006-12-21T22:36:00.001+08:00

Watched the sneaks of the CGF yesterday. Its damn damn damn lame, please dont waste money watching it. Jay Chou's acting sucks and Chow's mandarin does too. Sigh waste my money.

My 3rd day at work today and Kids are monsters. However cute they are, they are just irritating. Got to do the same old thing tomorrow...

I am Jimmy Neutron!

2006-12-20T18:02:00.000+08:00

The mascot guy is not here today so i was playing with his stuff backstage yesterday. Look I like to pick my nose!Its actually quite fun playing with kids because im a big kid myself. Sometimes they get too adult like when i ask them "You know what a radio is?"

They reply "No, but i have Mp3."

I felt so stupid.......

2006-12-18T22:39:00.000+08:00

Just a little update this week. Ivan got me a job at United Square at an event with Singtel and Jimmy Neutron cartoon.

My job in the first day is just to teach children that red+yellow= orange , blue+yellow= green and red+blue= purple. Just pour coloured water into test tubes. I think i should have been more drama because i should have exclaimed 'wow what has is become?" instead of ' what colour is it? Ya orange' .....

Its boring sometimes so I just lean on the wall and let them play by themselves. Haha.Somes kids smart alec. Tell me " i know how to do this" " I did it just now already" "I know I know!"

Ok lor u do urself.I save my energy. Well gonna work again tomorrow. Hope there are less kids and theres a chair for me. Hee hee fat chance.

Midnight shopping at Marina

2006-12-18T14:18:00.000+08:00

Was at Marina square on Saturday for their midnight shopping event. Everywhere has discounts! I wasnt actually expecting to buy anything but I entered topshop and saw the sign. 20% off sale items, Wah! So I browsed the collection but the style is too mat yoyo for me so just head to the addidas and nike section. There was this pair of shoes I quite liked. Its discounted from $129 to $109 and on top of that 20% off. I bought it la....although I've got already 5 pairs of shoes.Recieved a $10 voucher also and I sold it for $5. What a bargain.

Thats the addidas I bought on Saturday and the imatation Ascis I bought in JB for 60 rm. Sorry ah got this nalgene bottle behind. My room is in a mess.

Govt withdraws deferment of stamp duty payment on all contracts

2006-12-15T08:06:00.000+08:00

Haha queue so long for Marina Bay condo now cannot profit because got to find buyer within 14 days,if not got to pay stamp duty yourself.

A day in a life of a sales assistant

2006-12-14T23:54:00.001+08:00

I was at G2000 today and there was this china girl who asked the sales assistant for a shirt in another size. I guess shes buying her boyfriend a christmas present.

"Can you give me size 1.8?" in mandarin

Sales asst '"Huh? 1.8?What size is that?"

"My bf is 1.8 m tall he is rather slim"

Shes fucking dumb lor. I was trying to control my laughter and didnt listen to the continuation. How to buy a shirt when you only know your Bf is 1.8 m tall? Might as well get his shoe size! Or maybe his dick size if its a whopper. I bet she could'nt even understand what D U M B means.

After that she screamed across the shop to for her friend to come help her choose a colour. They were there for sometime . When I was paying for my merchandise, I overheard the friend ask the sales guy

" Which one of these is warm?"

DUH wear 1 and go into freezer room den cold la. Wear 5 layers at the beach sure warm.

Its a pity technology doesnt allow brain transplant now because they sure need more than 1 brain!

Pain and Panadol are my best friends

2006-12-11T22:16:00.000+08:00

Im super suay! While going to zoukout party, I walked down the stairs in Siloso Beach Resort and my foot sunk into the fucking natural stairs made by weathered logs. So many holes all around. I heard distinct crackles and I cant walk anymore.

I had to bear the pain the whole night in the room watching cable while my friends were down there partying.

Sms from shereen:

'Hey dude, you are at zoukout as well? I am at the main area where are you? Long time never see you man!"

My reply: " I sprained my ankle just now cannot walk already"

How depressing can that be?!

I had to lie whenever people ask if im ok. IM NOT OK LA CANT YOU SEE MY FUCKING PIG LEG?

Hopped to the chinese physician the next day. I screamed and groaned in the room because she was trying to fit my leg back and massaging it. I got a slight dislocation. I admit i got a high tolerance for pain but i really cant stand this. If being scalded is rated 3 on the scale, my pain is on level 6.

Its the 2nd day now I still cant put pressure on my foot. Going to claim compensation from the hotel. Sent a mail to them today. Hoping for some $ and free hotel stay. Haha im jian but you would do the same would'nt you?

Bee's Singapore Trip

2006-12-05T12:59:00.000+08:00

Thats me! Taken at Kandi Clarke Quay near their hotel ,Novotel.

Pocky and Bee. Bee and her family are here for a holiday.I will post more pics of them later

Pocky's friend Bee, the mum and the brother Bird.

I wonder what so special about the suntec fountain of wealth. The mum is so obsessed with it. Die die got to go there and touch the water. To ue, well at least me its just a water sprouting hole, like the ikan-singa.

So we went to Sentosa and took the Lunge. Its terribly fun for a cart without accelerator. I almost flipped over while manovering a corner, racing with Bird. I guess only me and him were racing, the other visitors were playing safe and slow. Boring. Life has got to have some danger to make it exciting!

Lame musical fountain at Sentosa, this is suppose to be a fairy but it just looks like a lady in a bubble bath. It needs more that just high tech equipment to bring in the crowds.

At C.H.I.J.M.E.S taking photo with the christmas tree with the church tower behind. These few days I took them out, all got free dinner. Hahaha I picked up bull shit!

Charmaine Birthday 30 Nov 2006

2006-12-01T11:48:00.000+08:00

She is 23! So am I. Her birthday la. Im abit pissed they didnt wait for me before starting to eat. I felt it wasn'nt respecting me. But then, life is full of cock ups.

Staff at Fish and Co took a photo for us and presented Charmaine with a birthday card. (Above) Close up of the polaroid (Below)

Expressions Commercial

2006-12-01T11:00:00.001+08:00

Little tiger is hungry!

Genting

2006-11-27T14:48:00.000+08:00

Was in Genting on 27th with my army mates Gary and Chris. The theme park is lousy lor, all the roller coaster closed. Dont know theme park open for what.The only thing I enjoyed was the roulette, won 60 rm but its not enough to cover my losses on the whole trip. Played the slot machine and dice. Slots was a killer, keep seeing the credits fall...and I keep feeding money into the machine. Some aunty luck very good I keep hearing their machine hitting jackpot. I suay la.

Insomnia+Valium= Alzheimers

2006-11-26T15:02:00.000+08:00

Bought a batch of anti anxiety pills from my trip in Cambodia. 1 of them valium. I have been having sleepless nights during exam period because my brain cant stop thinking of whats going to come out, whats have i studied, what should i write etc.

I took half a pill yesterday because i woke up at 3 am and could'nt get back to sleep, even got time to poop and read magazines. It worked and i soon fell asleep.

The strange thing was I had a hard time remembering what I did yesterday and what I ate. I did remember la but it took a longer time. Maybe I should shelve it for other uses because I cant afforded to think slow during exams. I guess just another 1 more semester to put up with insomnia then. Will save the pills for boozing ( they pack a potent punch when mixed w alcohol)

I LOVE SHOPPING!

2006-11-26T01:15:00.000+08:00

Having problems publishing with my home desktop, dont know why. Im using Pock's laptop now.

Went to JB for a shopping spree today, clothes flying into my basket like nobody's business...anyway try only what, after passing the look and size test till got to pass the cost examination.

Boughts 141 rm worth of tops ans a pair of shoes. Loved the feeling of carrying big paper bags and not having the slighest thought of $ in my mind. And yeah I bought a Chrstmas present for my Sister. First time ever!

Took a cab to Taman Sentosa for dinner. The table was filled with chilli crab, herbal prawns,vegetables,prawn rolls and tofu all just for 110 rm.There were only 4 of us, if not we would have ordered beggar chicken,satay and stingray.

Addidas warehouse sale yesterday is fucked up lor queued 1 hr to go in (although it open at 11am and i was there at 12nn). Odd sizes for shoes although they were only $50. I bought a pair at Novena outlet for $90 but at least they got sizes. Shorts were only in S size. The only things not size sensitive was T shirts and sorry im not a fan of it.

Wont go for another sale already. But then again, I will try writing them an email to be included in the invited list.

Day 3 in Siam Reap

2006-11-21T00:31:00.000+08:00

Woke up at 5 am in the morning to watch the sunrise behind Angkor Wat.

And I hate to wake up at 5 am. I HATE IT! Can tell from my face.

Day 2 in Siam Reap

2006-11-18T15:29:00.000+08:00

Breakfast at our guest house,Toast with coffee.

We were at some temple......sorry too many foreign names I cant remember it.

That evening, we climbed a steep hill+ tower to watch the sunset which was fucking blocked by a big piece of cloud.Looks like the mushroom cloud after atomic bombing.

Thats the tower we got to climb. (above)Shopping at Central Market (below)

Day 1: Bayon Temple

2006-11-17T15:28:00.000+08:00

Bayon temples are famous for its carvings with 4 faces of the King, each facing a cardinal direction. The smiling faces some call it.

Gods holding the giant serpent at Bayon (top) and the new Bangkok airport (below)

Ancient kings who builts this gate had in mind the cars in the future. Its just nice to fit a car and a few bicycles. Talk about ancient wisdom....

Absolutely love the color contrast between the monk's robes and the grey walls.

Video of Bayon temples.

Dinner on the first day. Only cost $5 USD for 3 of us, at least its a fair price, not like opposite the temples $3.50 for fried rice.

Gave some oreos to this boy boy at the market place.....awhile later he told his friends who all came to me for oreos. Haha but I dont have more so too bad for the.

Day 1 in Siam Reap

2006-11-17T15:13:00.000+08:00

17 Nov 2006
Day 1: Angkor Wat Temple

We went there in the middle of the day, refused to see the Tonle Sap Lake. I've seen photos and its just like a river with brown water. $15USD for the trip somemore. The guide,Tear keep insisting that we should go but we refused. So headed to the temple, its very hot but we Singaporeans are used to it. Tear must be cursing and swearing.

Locals worshipping at the temple.

Temple carvings (Above and below)

Guess who took this pic? Hint: Its slanted

Climbing up stone stairs (below) Not the same as modern wooden stairs (Above)

Cannibalism: Thai people fried with rice!

GST 7%?

2006-11-13T21:32:00.000+08:00

Singapore's goods and services tax (GST) will be raised from 5 per cent to 7 per cent, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong announced in Parliament today.

Fuck you la money suckers! Really pay and pay. Just increase from 3% to 5% in the last 5 years now want to increase again. Might as well put 10%? Then I got to pay 10% service charge 1% ciss 7% GST. Whats the matter with you people?

Responding to issues raised by MPs, who are debating on the President's address, PM Lee said that the GST increase would help finance enhanced social safety nets to help lower-income Singaporeans.

You mean you havent collected enough money form tobacco and alcohol? Its not enough money for you?! But well, rationally since they raise taxes, I would have to spend my money elsewhere, like in Thailand and Hong Kong. Decrease in consumption, I see how Singapore survives with a lower circulation of money and high cash outflows.

Oh I forgot. All you want is just money from foriegners, thats where foreign talent comes about. Siphon all their money.

Its a fucked up country!

2006-11-08T12:37:00.000+08:00

Hi Donald,

I had asked SIM to provide script books for your workings. In mostcases given that the questinos were all worth only 1 or 2 marks for eachqn, the workings were not relevant. The marking guide providesstudents with the opportunity to still get marks for parts of questions even though some the questons in some instances had a flow on effect.This was deliberate. I think the standard of the paper is higher than in past years only because it tests students understanding not onlytheir ability to calculate. I weill take on board the problem thatscript books were not provided to you and adjust the marks if necessarywhen the entire SIM cohort of students have had their papers marked.

regards

Cynthia

Cynthia Wilson

Senior Lecturer

Financial Planning

School of Economics and Finance

RMIT Business

Fuck lor you bitch why you deliberate change the format this year?! Can do it on next year student right? Want me to die. Set standard so high for fuck? Na bei!

The use of flight attendants

2006-11-08T12:29:00.001+08:00

Ladies and Gentlemen,

This is your captain speaking.

The flight crew are primarily here for your safety. In an event of a crash landing, you may grab one to break your fall.

Enjoy the flight.

2006-11-04T12:25:00.000+08:00

There is a Korean KTV in katong mall, I pass by when going to chocolate ice cream at awfully chocolate. So I was curious, why call it Korean KTV? Whats so different?

I was standing outside reading the promos then out came the manager and explained the promotions.

I nodded n nodded. And ask' So whats the difference in this KTV?"

Then came the shocking answer!

"There are not hostesss."

Kaoz. I wasnt even expecting any bar girls there lor. See me no up. I never ever stepped into a KTV with hostess before lor im not some uncle.

2006-11-04T10:23:00.000+08:00

Dim Sum Dollies this season not nice. None of them can be compared to first year. Sigh.

FUG TUB R M I T

2006-11-02T22:03:00.000+08:00

Took my last paper today, Business Finance. Guess what? The paper is structured like a primary 1 maths test. Only fill in the blanks!

I am in University. How can they format a finance paper such that no working is required or marked? And I am based only on the final answer, which will be snowballing errors when the first part is wrong already. Fuck them. STUPID RMIT! Maybe its Cynthia's fault. Its not MINE!

I think I sure lose alot of mark and there is no working to save me. :( Can really say bye bye to HD and D. I gurantee you.

Looks like another appeal comming up. We could bring this up to the newspapers, complaining on how stupid an Australian University is. Even primary 3 my teachers told me to always show working so that we could at least save some marks even if the final answer is wrong.

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE PISSED! DAMN RMIT!

Felt so tired after exam, its like getting a boulder off me + a hangover. Havent been sleeping well the whole exam period.The next time you see me, say hi to my dark eye circles.

Wenfang's Birthday at New Majestic Hotel

2006-10-31T22:19:00.000+08:00

Check in with a Jiu Dian Xiao Jie into the pussy parlour!
Wanted to play 3P so she call her good friend.
While waiting, we got high on booze first. Here, she is using her mouth to open the wine bottle, not so old fashion like those in Papong,use P***Y .
Her friend arrived and helped her to open the bottle trying the same method. This new girl name is Michelle.
She pooped...
She showered...
She loves me... Kiss Kiss

Its her birthday! 23 y/o. Me too!
The ugly picture..
Want to be fat. Heard she got BF already. Keep secret from us. Hmmmmmp.
The Xiao Jie doing her job. Entertaining bosses.
I took this photo. Like the lighting effect but its blur because no tripod.
Getai singer making sure she's prepared to go on stage.

Update 27 Oct

2006-10-27T00:58:00.000+08:00

Yo, I tell you evweething,

Finish 2 papers already, lets just say confidence of getting HD for both has dropped dramatically. I should have stapled $50 on the answer scripts.

Next Macro paper, 2 hours only! How to write 6 essays in 2 hours? You must be crazy! Just step in and write without thinking lor. If i'm really good at it I would have been writing Hairy Porker.

Business Finance even worst. The good thing is that they never change the questions for past year papers, just change numbers. I thought I would do well if I could do those papers but then that fucker Cynthia changed the format this year. What the hell is 12 small questions that carry 41%? What kind of questions?

I need the chill pill. 就是这个光就是这个光一起唱就是这个光就是这个光......its the light at the end of the tunnel.

2006-10-25T21:21:00.000+08:00

Lady MAD TV

I love Miss Swan. Looka lika man!

2006-10-05T14:50:00.003+08:00

My dog snoring

2006-10-05T14:50:00.001+08:00

齊天大聖之憲在不准笑(音樂課)Part1 16.9.06

2006-10-05T14:50:00.000+08:00

齊天大聖之憲在不准笑(音樂課)Part2 16.9.06

This Weekend

2006-10-01T23:56:00.000+08:00

Spent $3 at Natas Travel Fair to get a bag of pamplets and flyers. Well,plus free coffee, handphone strap,candy,tiger balm and tissue. I got this Macdoland's happy meal toy from the children's day fair next door, dont know take for what. But I thought it was a soft toy I can put in my car. Now its sitting on the floor waiting for me to throw it away. Gian bing.

Unsual buys at the fair, $18 flu vaccination. Been thinking of taking it and now its at a discount I just bought the voucher. Will head to the clinic to have the jab.

Laid cockroach traps at Francis' place this morning.Last night in the kitchen, I found 8 cockroaches in the trash bin feasting on orange peel. That was the last straw, dont know why he can tahan living with so many cockroaches.

On the way back home and this guy brought his own stool to sit on the MRT. Talk about being self sufficient.

Yeah and on Fri, the top button of my shorts bursted out. Dont know if its because im getting fat or just wear and tear.

2006-09-29T19:08:00.000+08:00

Spent the whole day at home. Nothing to do. Channel surf. Take afternoon naps. So uneasy with nothing in my agenda.

Abusing Pig

Turning the head of Shirley's pig round n round n round. Hoping for it to fall off.

Spent $200 odd at Isetan private sale yesterday. 4 shirt so 1 spread out the cost evenly, although one juz cost $19.Sam, Ivan and Edwin didnt buy anything. Last sale also like that. Its either they are not the type that shops or im impulsive shopaholic.

Boring day.........Going to NATAS tomorrow with free entry. See any cheap deals to go for a holiday.

2 bad tests in a row

2006-09-27T00:41:00.000+08:00

Damn pissed when I stepped out of test venus and Peifen asked if I saw this extra 50 MCQ questions that some people have. I read it, and god!60% of the questions are from there! Why didnt I have it! Felt so pissed. But Peifen is worst la, can tell from her face. She memorise 100 of those questions that didnt come out, poor girl.

The lesson learnt today:

"Improve your networking. Its fucking important"

If i know people who had it, I would have had it as well.

" Get used to unfairness" taught by Mr Sam Tan H S

Ya life is unfair. Look at this episode and the past Risk Management paper.

I guess better get used to injustice as well.

Meet up with 4F

2006-09-26T23:51:00.000+08:00

Met up with Rosalind, Sarene and Huiling to celebrate Huiling's birthday. Actually not really celebrate, but just like another festival, eg mooncake festival, we dont celebrate but we take the opportunity to get together.
Short history lesson, we were from 4F 1999 Ngee Ann Secondary School. Friends until now.

Sarene just had her braces done, after much thought.

Flashback 2 years ago at Huiling's 21st birthday. How time flies...

Yeah I forgot to describe the trip. Lazy!

1)We met up in the evening at borders where I bought books with my 30% discount voucher.

2)Headed to Bendemeer to have Tian Wai Tian Fish Head Steamboat. Its actually just steamboat with fish meat plus other side dishes. Got to queue very long and get use to bad service.

3) No coffee because HL doesnt drink coffee and we are too full to have desert. Full as in super full, I finished up all the food (the usual me). My car was circling in city hall area and proceed to pretend to send them back home but I went to East Coast Park where we found a bench to sit down and chat. With free music from the bar and 2 for $2 starfruit drink.

See so simple right? Thats all I have to say. End of report.

Weiling Birthday 2006

2006-09-26T23:22:00.000+08:00

Summary: 2 Weeks ago,celebrating Weiling's birthday. Very good at math during secondary school= now shes an accountant= no life+ v rich. In our group,1 engineer,1 tax woman,2 teacher,2 account and finally 1 STUDENT! Me! It sucks, not having money to spend as you like. Have to consider so many things before making a purchase.
2 shots taken at Fish n Co. Absolutely love the calamari and fish and chips! But I cant take too much squid and prawns, so Ironic!

Had cake and coffee at TCC shaw, see the birthday girl go crazy when we sing birthday song. I will also because damn paiseh if people sing birthday song for me, somemore in a quiet and public place. Anyway she paid for the drinks and cake, I think not cheap. Thanks.

2006-09-07T22:10:00.000+08:00

Whats with MSN and tortises?

Anyway im planning to go to Siam Reap in November. Anyway went there before? I need information on where I could get a guide in Angkor and travelling between temples.Thanks.

2006 RMIT Convocation

2006-09-06T00:45:00.000+08:00

Sandwiched by Ferrene (L) and Kenny (R)

Ya la eating free food. Eh the laksa not bad leh. Bo bian lah im hungry and there is food! Ferrene mother say I funny. Ya la so gian bing thats why funny. Guess which product is made from which factory?

2006-09-05T23:05:00.000+08:00

While on the train back from school, there was this guy next to me talking to his companion.

Guy: Why you girls so vain?Go for facial,manicure,buy clothes.

Girl: You mean guys not vain meh?

Guy: Guys dont need to look good la. Whats the use of looking good?Because in the working world its talent that counts, not looks.

Girl: True, but ummmm........Ok. But if u got to choose between a pretty girl and an ugly girl to work, you sure choose the pretty one.

Guy: I would choose the one who is more hardworking.And if the company will choose the pretty one, Id rather not work there.Anyway Singapore girls so superficial nowadays, choose a wife also difficult, dont want to give birth,dont want to cook. The best is China and Vietnam women. Very diligent.

In midst of the conversation, I turn n look at him, ya la look so simple. I can describe them as geeks, both the guy n girl. And I think the guy is really very dumb because the truth is, looks plays a major part in interviews. I would surely employee beautiful staff because its a perk to working and clients too. You only get to know about the working attitude after some months in working there la dey. You think your face got the 'Im more hardworking than him' tatoo?

And how come he likes China and Vietnam girls? Getting a wife or a maid? Yah I dont think he can get any Singapore wife, belittle women in Singapore and so the most he can get is foreign girls from a matchmaking agency.

How pathetic this guy is. I feel so sorry for him.And his companion, I dont know why she agreed on everything he said. No opnion of her own.

Anyway in the afternoon train, theres this little kid sitting next to me. He was echoing the train stations and annoucements then suddenly, he farted, very loudly! Aiyoh I dont know how to react. Really funny. The Mum told him to say excuse me, and he did. Not his fault la but maybe at his age he dont feel paiseh. I try sooooo hard to control when I want to fart ok! Saying excuse me doesnt help in the society coz they cant pretend you didnt fart.And its embarrasing I tell you.

Price Theory is so FUN!

2006-08-28T22:18:00.000+08:00

Mr Mok, the funniest and lamest lecturer I had my whole life. This semester is really good, with Kuan becoming so helpful,Stephen also v funny w his jokes(his facial expression rocks!) and of coz the bespectacled and twig like Mr Mok.

He helped us a great deal with the last test. Today this is what he gave:

1)Kinked demand curve is based on?

a) Kinky Ideas

b)Crooked ruler when drawing curve

2)If apple priced its ipod high when initially launched and then later lowered prices, what do you call this?

a)Macintosh pricing method

b)Steve methodology

c)Kill Sim method

d)Anti Creative pricing

Short answer question

There is a family that produces actors like Jackie Chan. The market has an increase in demand for Jackie Chan's movie and thus cause Jackie Chan's salary to increase. What it she thape of the long run supply of Jackie Chan?

2006-08-28T00:31:00.000+08:00

Drove by the petrol station to get Walls Balance ice cream just now, because I wanted to eat it while watching TV. I still saw one tub when I was topping up petrol on Friday. Inside the store, I only saw strawberry flavour staring back at me. All strawberry. Sianz. I wan CHOCOLATE!

Drove to another petrol station but they only carried Hagen Dazz.....I will trying again next week.

2006-08-22T00:06:00.000+08:00

Been thinking of going for lasik surgery these recent weeks. The cost isnt that sky high as compared to years ago.Then today, there is no need to already, because just bought another 1/2 year supply of contact lenses. Anyway,I will have difficulty asking my mum for the money as well. Leave it to next time when I start working.

Im stupid Im stupid Im stupid

2006-08-15T00:22:00.000+08:00

Took my first test of this semester today, Price Theory. MCQ questions were exactly the same as what came up for the tutorials. I didnt even think about a shit and dive right into it. End up, indifference curve in tutorial was change to budget curve in test.

!!!!!!!I got the wrong answer!!Serve me right dont even wana read it properly. But no time to check also beacause i panicked at looking at those short answer questions.

Pray hard that will be the only question wrong. Hoping to get 20mk la....pleeeeease.

Dinner at Village

2006-08-15T00:07:00.000+08:00

Anyway Village is this new food place that took over Marche at the Hereen. Everything is the same,even the food. Dont know change for what.

I cant remember what we met up for already, but I guess its just ad hoc planning. It was on 31 Aug. Still no clue. Had this promotion with UOB bank, which one set meal consists of one main dish,soup,salad and desert. Guess how much it cost?

$10.80 cheap until lao sai. Furthermore ar la carte items have 20% off. Better than Marche!

2006-08-11T00:05:00.000+08:00

08 Aug 2006
Singapore Fireworks Festival
Team Singapore @ Marina Bay

Approx 8.45 pm
Hoards of people walking towards marina to watch the fireworks. I guess the underpass will be more packed coz roads are 2nd options.

Approx 9.09 pm Im watching the fireworks from the restaraunt. Not much people in there. Its better than being squashed like sardines down below and without the ash. I always hated crowds.

Approx 9.20 pm all the ants start swarming back home. ITS HORRIBLE when I imagine taking a train home.

2006-08-11T00:04:00.001+08:00

Walked past this pet shop in jurong last week when going home. This dog keep barking and trying to chase me from inside the shop. It was having its hair permed, so cute. But my doggies are the cutest in the world, though a tad fat.

2006-08-11T00:03:00.000+08:00

Taking snapshots during my last week of work. Thats Kevin and Jasmine.

Cat left me a testimonial on friendster.com.( I seldom go to that site anyway)
Oop this Kelvin ah sign..Should i said true things?????Nvm for him to find out,quite a funny guy,sometime wan him to work cos can talk rubbish w me..but most of d time can't stand him,talk too much.heheto me all these youngster r wasting time in our store,but let u guys know,we going to miss u guys..Again 3 cheer to kelvin aolso wish him all d bedst in his study

2006-08-03T12:50:00.000+08:00

Ivan: WRU
Kelvin: Home
Ivan: Why nvr come school?

In my mind these words screamed at me "Shit" "Fuck" "Cheebye". I was just about to step out of my house. And I miss one lecture too. Im going to fail! No la kidding, just read up on today's lecture.

2006-07-30T00:55:00.000+08:00

Thanks to Charles for remembering to take cranberries and blueberries that I love from flight. He actually remembered it. So sweet. Sorry ah I always stay at home on your clubbing days and vice versa.

I think I had taken Gina's advice to go for the interview next year, dont need to wait until exam finish. I will only be able to try twice and if I dont get in, too bad, go to the bank lor.

I really envy those bitches. Ferrene joining the gang now as well.

2006-07-26T23:40:00.000+08:00

From 1 January 2007, RMIT University will be introducing a university-wide policy which sets the degree with distinction standard at a grade point average (GPA) of 3.

Work harder Kelvin!You lazy ass.

Defination of Armotisation Loan= Loans made by Ang Mohs.

.....~~~~So Cold~~~~...

2006-07-18T02:28:00.000+08:00

sheep

2006-07-18T00:45:00.000+08:00

Tiang kheun sii sip yet na tii lew, pom kid tung luk geh maak na. Yaak geh kord kord pom ja norn. Rak Khun na krap.

2006-07-17T22:46:00.000+08:00

Went to the doctor's today for some hard core medicine for my hardcore flu. Felt so tired these days because of it. Slept till 12, still negiotiating with myself wether to go to school today. I did in the end, 30 mins late because I forgot my wallet and went to have lunch. Lecture was crap anyway, i t w a s p r o g r e s s i n g s o s l o w.

2006-07-17T22:41:00.000+08:00

This is a very touching video of Ken Hirai singing during his NIPPON-BUDOKAN live tour in 2001. No idea why he cried though..

Even If

Hirai Ken

I said I just found this place by chance, but The truth is,
I've been wanting to bring you here for a long time

The candlelight wavers gently and at the counter
You gaze happily at the ring he gave you

Drops of me don't fall on your heart,
but Until this bourbon and cassis soda is gone
You, you are mine

Lock the door, stop time
So that you can't leave here
I wonder if I'm starting to get a litte drunk
This is really how I feel, though
You should get a little drunk, too
And you should lean against my shoulder
But once again I swallowed all the words
And looked away from you

Whenever the conversation cuts off and our time wanders
You always just talk about him over and over

Even though I thought I wanted to know anything about you
I lit a cigarette just to interrupt the words

Your glass is filled by someone else
When you've finished this bourbon and cassis soda
Will you, will you return to his embrace?

Lock the door, wait for the last train
So that you can't go home
Now I'm just being conceited, but
This is really how I feel
You should just get drunk, too
And you should forget about him
But you swallowed the last of the bourbon
And looked at your watch

Well, I'm quite drunk now, but
It's all your fault
Lock the door, wait for the last train
Stop time

Train Ride

2006-07-12T18:17:00.000+08:00

Yeah before I forget, I was taking the train to school today. For a few seconds I smelt something which I thought was someone farted. So I held my breath for 5 secs, which after that it was gone.

Somewhere in the middle of my journey, I smelt it again.I scanned the train with the corner of my eyes and realise that the girl beside me open her mouth? You mean that fart smell is the breath of that simple ITE girl? I think so.

I just realise this is not the first time I smell bad breath in women. My sister has that problem too. Sometimes I smell it on a bus, which leads me to thinking, is that bad breath a side course to women's mensus or maybe its just their body is heaty.

Dont care whatever reason it is, I sure hope my nose is stuffed with mucus so I wont be able to smell it again. It came true, I finish a whole pack of tissues + my T shirt collar+my sleeve+ toilet paper.

And anyway bad breath most significant to males are caused by smoking and leftover food in the gap of the teeth.

A Great Way to Soar

2006-07-12T17:33:00.000+08:00

Attended Gina and Vivian's graduation from SIA TC today.Its interesting to see how their training life in down there. So far from our circle, these 2 girls are already in. Queenie is attending her training now, Ferrene most probably going pass the interviews this time. Most of us are in SIA.

Come on, not as if I never pooped in aircraft toilet before. I even handled pre assembled toilets.

Excuse me? Going to Bangkok,China or Malaysia?Haha.

I admit the make up looks so overpowering in light but it all gets paler in the dim aircraft. I got a shock that morning when I saw her,looked like clown. Sorry well just stay out of the light la.

Lets strike out Charmaine whom has little patience and tolerance. Wenfang, for she will drive the passengers mad with her constant complaining and pilferages. Well me? Dont know.Try my luck next time.

Celest is going to be based in Dubai with Emirates. It came so sudden,she's leaving next Wednesday. Although I dont really know her well but I kinda miss her and afraid she might not be able to live independently.

Went out last evening. Eileen, Ching ching and me felt lost in their conversations of SIA training. Wenfang still as usual, KPKB. I guess we are in the same sampan. We both score better when we dont open our mouths.Hope Eileen gets well soon from her infection, because I know the feeling of being critically ill.

Will post the photos of the graduation soon. Well after I post those from KTV. Im seriously lagging behind, but then again, the blog is not the most important aspect of my life now. Studies are.

Updates

2006-07-12T17:27:00.000+08:00

Life continues.......

1)School had started.Its tougher. I dont feel as relaxed as last semester.I dont mingle around much anymore. No mood.

2)Im still working at Bally. Dread it working there, especially the weekends and after school. Firstly I got bored of it, and secondly, the autumn winter collection is so hedious I cant bring myself to sell them. More often I would be thinking, you sure you want this? Which part of it you think its nice? Terrible designer man!

3)I feel so tired these days, hard time in school and rushing to work on somedays. Probably going to fall sick soon. Caught a cold today feeling feverish.

2006-07-05T20:10:00.000+08:00

Japan Toilet Prank

Video Sam intro to me. Damn funny especially when the last guy fall when shitting.

Catherine Birthday Party

2006-07-04T08:40:00.000+08:00

Ok basically its Catherine's birthday celebration at Partyworld Orchard.We all work in Bally Takashimaya. The bill is damn expensive $300, both because of the timing,the overly large room and the 6 jugs of beer ordered by the birthday girl. Should have stopped her from ordering..Well already paid so suck thumb.

Me, Felicia and Joyce

Birthday Girl with the boys

late 20s already still act cute...really buay tahan

Huh? My cake so small?1 bite finish already...next time dont so neow can?

Ok thats Catherine the birthday girl, Kevin who is drunk and the crazy old women Antonia.

Joyce and Kevin drunk. Kelvin and Felicia good kids dont drink beer. I drink spirits.

Wayang again...

Photo with the lady of the night

Girl group photo!

Pack Your Bag Already?

2006-07-03T10:24:00.000+08:00

Going back to school today. Gosh. Miss the enviroment,but hate the hot bus ride.Got 5 subjects this year and lessons are going to drag till 11 Oct! Means holiday is going to be very very short.

Going straight to work after school,would be damn tiring. Dont know what happened at the store because I think it's going to be seriously understaffed after the school holidays.

2006-06-16T23:26:00.000+08:00

Went to Orchard to gym instead of the usual Raffles or Bugis. I didnt like the place, so many wierd aunties thinking they are Miss universe contestants parading around. Anita was late, she just went to do 40 mins of cycling.

There was a hip hop class today, the music was good. Seems fun. Ive never attended any classes except yoga before. Maybe I should, but cant kind a friend...Have to look at the class schedule also if it clashes with my work.

2006-06-14T11:22:00.000+08:00

Retail manager childed me for using 3 squares of toilet paper to wipe my sweat. She said I take too much its wasteful.

Firstly, its only 3 squares. 1 square how to wipe? Crazy. Secondly, im using toilet paper to wipe my face leh...not tissue. Im already downgrading myself now want to limit my usage also? If im angry I will ask wether she use water to wash backside after shitting because she so enviromentally friendly.

Trying to plan my July roster already. Then she complain we suppose to support the full timer so cannot be so picky and choosy. For only $6 an hour, I say I wont bother to continue working if I have to sacrifice both my weekends.

Summary of the week:

2006-06-12T16:09:00.000+08:00

1)I got talked out of buying the $800 dunhill bag, but the Swarovski is given the green light. Now Lacoste is pending. Other than these I dont really spend money.

2)Pissed with my retail manager. Not very polite with her words.

3) Pissed with one Malaysian ah lian customer (well not really customer she didnt buy the belt after she found out the discount is only for DBS cardholders, Maybank please stand one side). English one piece one piece still want to force herself to say it. Buay paiseh. Give me attitude somemore.NBCB.

4)I enjoy the look on customer's faces when I tell them there is a 35% discount on the products.But nothing I liked myself. Really!

5) Buffet lunch at Merchant Court hotel. Im not impressed by the food, not my type. My parents enjoyed it though.

6)My results turned out well. 2HD 1Di(79 marks damn it!) 1 Cr. Purposely left it out on the table for parents to see. My Dad just asked what is the passing mark, i said 50 lah. No praises.But its ok I know myself.

6)My grandaunt's maid got sent back to Indonesia for moonlighting as a hooker. I cant believe she did that! But she got caught by police.....now my parents and uncles got to take turns to take care of the old lady. No maid for the month and my Aunt is comming back from L.A this month.

Alexis Wedding Last Saturday

2006-06-12T00:09:00.000+08:00

Felicia and me during Alexis(our retail manager) wedding at some catholic church in hougang. Its soooo boring. Sing and sing, no air con in the church somemore. Actually we only worked there for 2 weeks, still wondering why were we invited. Didnt want to go to the dinner because didnt want to give ang pow. Come on lah we part timers only leh, just $6 an hour. Cant even have a decent meal with $6.

2006-06-11T23:43:00.000+08:00

Coffee Shop

Big Mouth Coffee Shop

2006-06-11T18:46:00.000+08:00

When did snacks become so informative? But I bet children dont need to know that yellow is chicks' lucky colour or wether the squirrel is your best friend.(Found on yan yan chocolate buscuit snack)

2006-06-11T18:42:00.000+08:00

My appetite slid down his butt crack....early in the morning see this kinda thing.